I'm a stand up comedian. I'm not famous or rich but the night is young. I like Reeses peanut butter cups, the color blue, sunsets, girls in sun dresses, cool summer nights and Seinfeld reruns. I like the sound of Eva Cassidy's voice, Vodka Martinis extra dry, free porn, air conditioning and writing Haikus. I love midgets but hate little people. I like dogs, the song Nothing Compares 2 U, anything cooked on a grill, movies that don't star Vin Diesel and being snowed in. I prefer pie over cake. I hate mornings, people who never shut up, the beltway, cheap vodka and award shows. I think Dolphins are overrated. I drink too much, play too much poker and watch too much TV. I wish I could play piano. I think I'm tired of talking about myself. Go to my site now. RobMaher.com Or better yet, go buy My CD on itunes.